everyone is single if you try hard enough
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
