On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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