just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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