Pappa wants mamma naked
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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