I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So apparently I’m into choking now
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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