STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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