How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm always down for nudity.
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