Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
