what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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