Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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