gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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