well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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