told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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