You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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