Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I need to calm my uterus...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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