I am puke
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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