Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize