: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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