butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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