apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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