i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
