a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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