I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
