Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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