I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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