I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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