you suck at this game today
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb