Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.