It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times