and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..