that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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