That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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