only if we run a train.
done.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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