You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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