im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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