Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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