I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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