our cab driver is having phone sex.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Im part way to drunk.
Randomize
