I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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