Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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