Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
