Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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