Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
