Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
