I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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