lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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