threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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