im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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