I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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