Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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