I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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