what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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