Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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