if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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