His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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