i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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