Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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