we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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