i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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