we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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