Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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