I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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